Missing pandemic times? You’re not alone. COVID is like your ex that was abusive, controlling, and emotionally unstable — but you can’t help but miss some things about them. And that’s okay. We know you wouldn’t go back, unless your current life really sucks. …

Working an office job and sick of the vague, wordy responses you get? Don’t work at an office but are forced to deal with bureaucracy? Don’t do either but hate stupid, confusing sentences? Have no fear! This is your translation guide to workplace jargon. We appreciate your concerns, and we’ll…

Just how excited are you to come back to society after a camping trip? — Intense. When you ask intense people what they do outside, they give the smile of people who have gone off their medication and murdered someone. Their outdoor adventures are closer to highly specific acts of torture, like running a hundred miles for no real reason. …

With the planet going from hot to dead, the Climate Change Recommendation Panel sees the need to act. Our proposals for cities across the US may not be the most traditional or easy to implement. …

Another bearded man pursues his real passions: beer, hanging out, and dogs — Thank you for visiting Stoned Valley Brewery where it’s Saturday afternoon all the time. There’s nowhere to go and nothing to do, except petting the chubby pug or fixing the drain at home that’s been leaking for three years. As entrepreneurs, we’re fulfilling the new American dream complete with IPAs…

What lessons have we learned from the pandemic? It seems near enough to the end to form some take-aways from the last year or so of absolute shit. …

This is all your fault and I hate you — Oh, the pain! Why did you forget about me? Why did you fail to water me for three weeks when I love water? Why must you torture me? I am dying. My death is so very obvious. And I am so very far from home. I NEED SIX HOURS OF…

HUMOR The Completely Unrealistic, Best-Selling Robot Girlfriend Made by men, for men Imagine everything feminists are trying to dismantle in current society, and then imagine those things engineered into a robot that outsells the Bible. Because that’s exactly what we did with the Girlfriend 5000. The best thing about the Girlfriend 5000 is that she’s not…

You’re the only one who doesn’t realize it’s time — When have you dealt with one too many soul-suckers whose purpose seems to be to make you die of a stress-induced aneurysm? At what point does your job cost more than you earn? Are you a burnt-out wage slave? Here are seven signs something needs to change. 1. You listen…