Benjamin RietemainThe Squid WeeklyGuide to Your RelationshipHave you ever been in a situation with your partner and thought, Huh. It’s a good thing I don’t have a knife or a blunt object because…3 min read·Jul 26, 2022----
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Benjamin RietemainThe Squid WeeklyWork Jargon TranslatorWorking an office job and sick of the vague, wordy responses you get? Don’t work at an office but are forced to deal with bureaucracy…3 min read·Nov 6, 2021----
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Benjamin RietemainThe Squid WeeklyHow to Save the PlanetWith the planet going from hot to dead, the Climate Change Recommendation Panel sees the need to act. Our proposals for cities across the…3 min read·Sep 11, 2021----
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Benjamin RietemainThe Squid WeeklyLessons From a PandemicWhat lessons have we learned from the pandemic? It seems near enough to the end to form some take-aways from the last year or so of…4 min read·Jul 18, 2021----
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Benjamin RietemainThe Squid WeeklyThe Completely Unrealistic, Best-Selling Robot GirlfriendMade by men, for men3 min read·Jan 8, 2021----